YOU MAY HAVE TO INSTALL THE LINEBEAM/LINEAR BEAM FONT

cuatro 🤭 

You can play a very old version here!

Kill every purple square thing to advance to the next room. The kills required are shown above the door. When the door opens and the indicator displays EX, hold/press the up arrow while over the door to enter.

When you die, the game shows how many rooms you've passed, and then halts. You then have to restart the page.

on start, there is a "fun go" menu. There, you can change your max health, and toggle hard mode/riptide.

On normal mode (not riptide), each room has a random chance to have somebody/something trying to massacre you.

On hard mode/riptide, everything's here to kill you.

!! you can immediately enter the death sequence by putting nothing in max health !!

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SUPPORT / MASSACRE

The eyes mean this support person actively tracks your position.

ONEICON

One/STARFALL will occasionally appear over your head, and throw a star down at you. A red line shows you where it'll go.

~70 HP taken (x0.9-x1.3)

Mayo/CHUDMEISTER will appear near the beginning of the room at the complete opposite of your Y position, and slowly float towards you, eventually disappearing if it hasn't touched you for a while. Touching it will shake your screen tremendously, and eat a large amount of your health.

50 HP taken


Sideswipe/LVAM will show a black indicator following you for a brief moment, before locking on a certain position and damaging you if you're in contact with the swipe.

~45 HP taken (x0.9-x1.3)


Cross/PEE PEE DESTROYER will spawn a cross at the middle of the screen, spin a random amount, and flash a Sideswipe-sort of laser where it promised. Careful; it can be very easy to miss during Riptide.

20 HP taken

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  • keys 1-6 to choose your weapon
  • left and right arrows to move
  • Z/↑ (up arrow) to jump or enter door
  • X to dash
  • ↓ (down arrow) to groundpound
  • C to attack
  • R to reload
  • F to deploy buddy
  • V to change buddy (X/2)
  • G to toss grenade

MOVES:

  • S to spear (with sword)
  • D to heave (with sword)
  • jump during dash (X, Z) for hijump

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items

every room, there’s a 1/3 chance to get an item. (as of august 13,) it is a purple square with the item's name on it that slowly floats to the ground under the upper platform. You may grab it by pressing â†‘ (up arrow). If you catch it mid-air, it will freeze until you press the up arrow on it again.

You can use the items by clicking one of them in the two slots at the bottom right of your screen.

items and their uses
  • "HUP!": Speed up greatly for eight seconds. buggy!

In case you can't read it, the icon says "We all on dat HUP! TIMING"
  • "flutterflower": get two jumps mid-air. They stack, and text on the screen will tell you how many you have every time you get some. buggy!
 
The only difference between the two inventory icons is that one is for slot one and the other is for slot two.

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LOTS of uncredited music. Um, thanks, Pantera... and Ezzy... and me...

Also a lot of uncredited sounds from freesound.org

Updated 4 days ago
Published 12 days ago
StatusIn development
PlatformsHTML5
Authorfebby team team febby team team
GenreFighting, Action, Shooter
TagsFunny
Average sessionA few seconds
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
ContentNo generative AI was used

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